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sweden

A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.

Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.

An overwhelming majority of Swedes surf the web. Although home to a relatively small part of the world (9 million), Sweden still manages to produce people and projects of great initiative and ingenuity. One of these projets is The Pirate Bay, the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker site. Another Swedish project is the famous KaZaA, a peer-to-peer fileshare client. Sweden also produces a lot of good gamers, not seldom seen leading the worldwide scoreboards. Sweden is also home to the Nobel Prize committee and host of the majority of Nobel Prizes.

Famous Swedish words in the English language are "smorgasbord", "tungsten" and "ombudsman". Famous Swedish people are Peter Stormare, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Bergman, Stellan Skarsgård, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Alfred Nobel.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Sweden!
- Sweden ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Sweden?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
by Xschtar July 16, 2008
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stenen

Stenen is a guy who likes girls only one year apart from his age, he comes usually from alabama but lives in hidden nils, Norway. He is a youtuber who doesn't upload and runs into walls. He travels to Stokholm to participate in it's famous pride parades.
Person 1: Hey isn't that Stenen with his lass?
Person 2: Yea, why does he only likes girls one year apart?
Person 1: Who knows...
by Stenenhater69420 October 20, 2020
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creamy steven

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!
by Ryami March 18, 2008
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psychology student syndrome

When you, as a psychology major, try to use what you have learned in class to "diagnose" someone of a psychological condition without full knowledge or proper certification.
Psych student: "my friend might have an anxiety disorder, i learned about it today in class."
Professor: "he's just nervous, don't fall victim to the Psychology Student Syndrome."
by dragonfire2280 November 23, 2016
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IB student

A person who is suffering and experiences constant physical as well as mental pain. This term refers only to young people who are being educated in the IB system designed purely to torture kids ages 16 - 18 and force them to pay for that. The most painful things for them are "EE's", "IA' s" and "CAS". These creatures rarely sleep, hence their dark undereye circles.
Guy 1:Oh no she is an IB student, don't talk to her - she must be mentally damaged.
Guy 2: We can't make her have any social life!
by youlianna December 7, 2019
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Student Government

A group where your expected to actually make changes in the school and organize community enriching events even though you know you have absolutely 0 POWER and have to attend dumb meetings about things that won't come true. Ideas range in these meetings from napkin sells to 5k runs that have been in development for over a year. Your lucky to know half your members and you will continually struggle to go to meetings and beg your friends to sign you in even though they aren't going either. So I guess the only people who survive stugo are the hardcore stugoers.
Person1: Hey you going to student government
Person2: Hahahahahah. Nice one.
Person1: .....
Person2: Wait. You aren't joking!?
by I like pickles March 7, 2015
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Student Film

9/10 times, a student film involves:
- Zombies
- The homeless
- Suicide or Death in a dramatic light
- A short story they didn't write
- Alarm clocks
- The stalest of actors
- Needless exploitation of available resources (slow motion, racking focus for no reason, fancy credit titles)
- Poser pablum
- Blunt and painful symbolism
- An epic tale constrained to 5 minutes
- Copyrighted music used without permission, probably Radiohead or Sigur Ros
- Terrible sound or terrible shots (usually sound, rarely both)

9/10 times, a student piece sucks balls.

The 10th time, the time that it doesn't suck balls, it's probably a comedy.
Did you see that student film about the kid with a literal crutch, but his crutch was also his mother? And when he told her how she's his CRUTCH he threw his crutch on the ground and walked off? Deep man... DEEP.
by DougYoung February 13, 2009
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