A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
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When an individual wakes up hungover from drinking the previous night, only to throw together a rum and coke, which is then chugged before the first beer of the day.
Yeah dude, the other day the weather was so nice that me and joey did a carne - start before heading to the lax game.
by Zeebro11 May 23, 2011
Get the carne - start mug.In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."
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Just gotta give it a hard start man
Just gotta give it a hard start man
by Blaidd Du March 6, 2016
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I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017
Get the Jump start the Tug Boat mug.An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.
I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.
by Devveyovich December 24, 2017
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