spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

spit in her butt

Typically used with some variation of "I want to". Used to describe a state of sexual attraction to a particular female. Possible reference to how some porn stars will use spit as a lubricant during anal sex.

Guy 1: Damn, that chick is HOT.
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd definitely spit in her butt.

by aaaaaaaa July 28, 2008

spit the winkle

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.

When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it

by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006

Spit Roast

Three way sex where two men having sex with a women and one engages in oral sex while the other inserts his penis into the anal cavity. The women is then lifted off of the ground and is suspended by the two penises and the men proceed to rotate her in the fashion of a pig on a spit.

Did you hear that Carson and Alex spit roasted Matt's mom last night?

by theroz-effer June 16, 2022

Spit on the back, Empty the sack

Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.

Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.

Spit on the back, empty the sack

She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.

by barb heaps December 10, 2006

spit your lick

A request for a person to say the saying or "throw up the sign" of their "set" or crew

guy1 to guy2 "spit your lick" if guy 2 complies he then would say his "sets" saying or "throw up" their sign

by E-Rock19 February 5, 2008

spit lubricant

spitting your saliva to use as a lubrication

I was with your girlfriend and we ran out of K-Y Jelly, so I used spit lubricant, by bending her over and spitting on her ass to lubricate my dick.

by Vinnie The Cock II March 6, 2008