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speculambulate

To attempt to pass an opposing walker by changing alignment and stepping to one side, but with the result that both walkers end up moving in the same direction, awkwardly shuffling to avoid each other.
See also: sidewalk shuffle
Don't you love it when you walk down a sidewalk and speculambulate with a total stranger until you both bust out laughing?
by just4titsNjiggles September 9, 2018
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On the spectrum

A phrase used to describe a person with social tics and/or awkwardness usually associated with autism or asperger's syndrome.
"That kid seems a little off to me."
"Yeah, totally - I think he's on the spectrum."

"Sheldon Cooper is such a funny character..he's definitely on the spectrum, though. "
by ggthghjr October 19, 2013
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Special Ed

Where disabled students are treated like 4 year olds, usually turning them into complete idiots who can't do shit.
Dude 1: I was in special ed in high school for being just a little retarded.
Dude 2: So that's why you say stupid shit all the time.
by Crapfeces October 8, 2022
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speckal

This word comes from the word special. It is often used to describe a person who is dumb, stupid, idiotic, spazticated, or has special needs.
look at that guy hitting himself with half a cucumber, he is definitely speckal!
by mole09 July 20, 2009
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spilotro special

Adverb:

To crush someone's head in a Vice. Often used by the Mafia in Interrogations, and by Guards in the Disciplining (often fatal) of Prisoners. It's origins come from the old Las Vegas where it became a trademark of Anthony "Tony the Ant" Spilotro. It would be featured prominently in the movie "Casino".
Tony Spilotro: "...Listen to me Dogs. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.

'Dogs: Fuck you.
Tony Spilotro: This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights!

Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!

turnsthe crank

Tony Spilotro: Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!

Turns the crank some more, bone crush sounds, eye pops out!

Prison Guard of Nevada Men's Facility at Lockwood, to Inmate that's gone all ornery: "...Boyah,... either you get this cell all cleanerd' up, or yer' goin' to d' Sugar Shack for a Spilotro Special!
by Dreaded88 June 7, 2017
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Dyonisus Special

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where a 700ml bottle of Jack Daniels and an entire pack of Benadryl or Diphenhydramine is added to the mixture of piss, shit, boogers, blood, earwax, cum, and other stuff inside the cone.
Some hooker gave me a Dyonisus Special the other day, I'll never be the same.
by blueboiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 7, 2023
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only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...
by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017
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