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1. The sport that requires no upper body strength, giving anybody an advantage if they get into a fight with a soccer player.

2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball.

3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.
1. Soccer is not my favorite sport
2. All I do in soccer is run
3. Nobody passes the ball in soccer
4. Spanish people are usually good at soccer
Soccer by yeah, about that...no December 2, 2010
Sometimes used as another word for sex when you dont want people around you to know that you wanna fuck
Michael: Hey Boris, lets go for a quick game of Soccer
soccer by Jawi April 3, 2003
the gayest sport of all time that requires no skill and no contact at all. It is also the most boring sport in the history of the world. Ice hockey in north america rapes soccer of 'futbol' up the butt.
guy 1: wanna go play hockey?

guy 2: no i don't want to get hurt. let's just play soccer.
soccer by rallistangs19 April 10, 2010
Theres only 2 good things about soccer.
1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better.
2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.
soccer by fuck your world August 26, 2003
Soccer, or futbol, is the worlds largest sport. It requires an extreme amount of skill and natural talent. Usually made fun of by American Football players, when in reality, the sport "American Football" is only a fraction of the size of futbol. It is also proven that to become a professional soccer player, it takes twice the amount of practice compared to an American Football player, you also need a high amount of athleticism, unlike "American Football". This sport is commemorated every 4 years with a "World Cup".
An example of the highly skilled game soccer, people should check out is the Barclay's Premier League
Soccer by Willy S June 19, 2013
soccer or TRUE football. the one that came first.its the greatest game invented. to those that call it a pussy/gay sport, it beats the shit out of nfl and nrl cause it involves skill and endurance and palyers dont go prancing around hugging each other like these so called manly sports. im a soccer player and i dont feel the slightest bit gay when im training at the same time as the womens team. there is some dam fine ladies running around in little shorts just metres away. yeah thats so gay.
soccer rules
soccer by andy kripple July 7, 2008