Smooth talking text whore

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting

I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore

by Westcoast wildcard May 15, 2016

smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

by thepal January 18, 2017

boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants

Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"

by jarret and pat October 7, 2008

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

by BTK ALL DAY May 25, 2011

Boobie Smoothie

When you suck on a girls boobs

Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight

by JBIRD105 February 25, 2012

cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

Whisker Smoocher

A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.

Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....

by Great Seany October 1, 2017