German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.

Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.

by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011

sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012

butt sharpie

The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.

I love seeing all the colors in that girls ass. Those Butt Sharpies are like an assrainbow.

by Analbum cover March 19, 2014

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Sharp Shoot

To dissect an opposing opinion into little chunks in order to point out irrelevant specifics.

I said "penultimate" when what I meant was "ultimate". You know what I meant. You're sharp shooting my point.

by deejay23 December 15, 2011

Scarper

To run away to avoid something.

The boy had to scarper when his parents got out his baby pics.

by SomeoneNew October 20, 2012

Sharp

To be aware of something, replacing the phrase " I know right"

Dawkon : Breyana is a hoe

Tyrell : I'm already sharp

by Lefifi May 11, 2014