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Simp

A bitch boy who does far too much for someone they like and/or are dating. Usually includes never disagreeing with anything they say.
John: You're a fucking simp, bro. You've never disagreed with her on anything.
Sam: Shut up! No I'm not!
John: In denial...tsk tsk...
by NotPieGuy April 4, 2021
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Simmy

The literally definiton of sweetest bean on earth that has a precious elegant voice that can make any man or woman weak.
Your being such a simmy right now!
by SweerSyrup August 10, 2018
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Sampy

He is amazing, sexy and most of all a bad mother fucker! Sampy is hands down the sexiest man on earth! When you get you a Sampy go ahead and look forward to 10 1/2 inches. Sampy is a amazing boxer! When in a relationship he is the most loyal man! He is not a cheater! When he loves a woman, that woman is his heart. He don’t fall I. Love easy, but when he does the world knows! Sampy loves the gym his child or children more then anything in the world!
Who is that bad ass knocking people out?

That’s Sampy he has hands for days!
by Sampysgirlfriend January 17, 2019
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Simpatry

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick
lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl
by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020
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Simpdacity

The audacity of a simp; a weak human
Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity
by Mackzie February 22, 2020
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Simpdrone

(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.

(95% of cases happen in males)
John: Hey man, Jake got diagnosed with Simpdrone.

Mike: yea, that happens. my friend got it too. it seems to spread extremely fast.
by anonymous March 13, 2020
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Simp of the month

When an act of simping reaches such new heights of simpdom that the simp can e considered simp of the month.
Jesus Christ, Tyler ditched us to run errands for that chick again. Man Tyler is such a simp he could be simp of the month.
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