school shooting

A normal hobby in America

man in school: shows the kids his hobby

the newspaper: school shooting yesterday 10 am

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

shootin terrible

1. In a bad way, in a bad situation, or in the act of making an illogical choice. Not doing well, at all. Having bad luck.

1. I went to visit my cousins in the country this weekend. They both have to sleep in the same bed, walk to school, and eat beans and cornbread for dinner; they shootin terrible!!

by bigfox May 23, 2007

Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020

Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

six shooting

When you have a gang bang with more than 6 girls and you cum in their mouths
Hsbhd

"I was in this gang bang and all the girls got down on their knees and I was six shooting everywhere"
"that's awesome dude"

by Tino Thonadi August 26, 2015

Shifting and Drifting

The practice of moving between relationships at an ungodly pace.

All of those first years are "Shifting and Drifting"

by JackMack95 August 2, 2012

Shafting it

When its just the shaft, not the tip. You must be certain NOT to touch the tip. Acceptable as a passtime, ultimatum, insult, war cry, philosophy or cheer- one things for certain: you're gonna have a hard time.

"Quinn caught Terran shafting it in the Walmart bathroom... Wasnt the first time, won't be the last"

"You will do this now! Screamed Edwards mom, but killed replied as cool as a cucumber 'nah I'll just shaft it'"

"As Thomas scored the final kill, he air shaftef it as an ultimate insult to all the noobs he just wrecked"

"SHAFT IT!!!! Andrew screamed as he plunged into battke butt naked weilding seventeen katanas"

"So what do you believe in? Gary asked Neil, 'Me, I just shaft it...and Shrek..."

"I just smoked the fattest lick of dank swamp kush ever! I'm cheeck faded now yo, better shaft it!"

by Foxymama77 May 12, 2014