No that night does not count because you came between my thighs in 30 seconds, you didn't even get it in. That was Shauns sexx not sex.
by KiriOkiriO May 25, 2022
Shaun is a beautiful sexy cute ass mf, he has a big ass head can spot that shit from a mile away😭,he’s funny , thinks he knows how to fight even tho I’m stronger 🥱 HAS A BIG ASS🍑👀, literally he is better , he is that guy , he is a king , some think he snuck onto earth 😭😭, alien ass , big forehead ass, his smile makes me melt its so cute , he can compliment very good it’s such a turn on🤭, He looks like he’d bite my ankle, literally is a human sized rat, LITERALLY WANNA SQUEEZE HIS FACE AND TEAR HIM APART , HAVE HIM IN PIECES HES SO CUTE , makes me happy , always smiling with his goofy ass, but back on that cranium my god boi can watch tv on that head , he’s literally perfect amazing and better than your man , HES SO FINE HE PISSES ME OFF 🤬 like who you tryna look good for tf 🙄🙄, he gets beat up by me all the time 🙄, he won’t so shit cuz he know I’m stronger 🙄, SHAUN IS JUST 🥴😫, HE MAKES ME MELT , LEVITATE , mans is a witch 😠, putting powerful spells on me, he may be a little slow but that’s okay 😁SHAUN IS MY PRINCESS fr 😭😭😻 fine ass damn 👀👀 his picture >>🐀
by Oddicy January 26, 2023
by Lazy The Crazy May 21, 2021
Took over position of number one teen pop sensation from his brother, David Cassidy in the 1970s. good looking kid, mediocre talent, has been.
Teen bopper: "oh my gosh have you seen the new Shaun Cassidy record?!"
Other teen bopper: "yes he looks soo cute on it!"
Other teen bopper: "yes he looks soo cute on it!"
by mc_lennon January 19, 2015
by PuppyDogs&Weezer June 10, 2023
by Smetez November 04, 2021
The sexiest motherfuckin' god to ever grace the universe ever. Has a tight ass shussy (sheep pussy) and gets shagged daily by Wallace and Gromit. His AIDS taste very nice.
Fuck you shaun the sheep you sexy golden fuck and start suffocating on my magnificently sized dong or I'll cut off your cock and balls and fuck you in your makeshift shussy.
by Shaun The Sheep Is A Sexy Slut July 28, 2024