Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*
by Jdogga November 01, 2009
to "pants" someone; to yank on someone's pants so that they fall to the ground, revealing their tighty-whiteys, if they're wearing any. leads to extreme humiliation.
by devfk November 19, 2008
Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.
by Matty194 November 20, 2009
by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009
To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
by Joshmilburnt January 07, 2010
verb. typically thought of as a way to hurt someone in prison with a handmade knife. However, it has a 2nd meaning. Shank can also mean to draw a penis. The drawing can be as elaborate or as simple as one would like it to be. But the idea is that the penis drawing is a surprise, unbeknownst to the receiver.
by PITT KNOWS SHIT November 15, 2011
by charknowsall February 11, 2010