sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.
After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.
by FO August 17, 2017
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Sea snickers

When you deficate into someone's aquarium and watch it slowly drift to the bottom
Larry asked me to watch his fish while he was on vacation but he was being a dick so I gave his fish tank a sea snickers instead
by PDubb thunder March 17, 2013
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Sea of Goodness

"Sea of Goodness"-proper noun.

The body of water that you swim in after you cum, to which you're granted access for only a brief period of time.

The Sea of Goodness also serves as a cure for mild depression with it's magic healing waters.
Joe: "Are you playing "snake""
Bob: "yes" (Typing is with the left hand only, and therefore slow)
Joe: "Dude you there yet"
Bob: "DUDE I'M AT THE SEA OF GOODNESS"
Joe: "Aaaaawesome"
Bob: "Dam, they kicked me out of the Sea of Goodness but at least now I can enjoy their waiting room for a while =)"
by JuStInTiMe! August 11, 2008
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Sea Quesy

Not sea sick! just Sea Quesy
by OCpal December 19, 2012
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sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to
the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater
by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009
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Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.
I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.
by seabearlover August 02, 2009
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sea hag

1. n. A woman that looks as though she has been ravaged by years at sea.

2. a. Having little or negative attractive value. Usually a woman.
No boys like Sally. She's a real sea hag.
by kevinem April 21, 2005
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