A Hawaiian, AKA a mexican that lives by the sea. They eat shitty foods, smell bad, and work for nothing. They also like to let old broken cars pile up in front of their house they they never end up fixing.
The car lot across the street from me is filed with sea beaners.

Sea Beaners love L & L BBQ.
by ?>< May 29, 2010
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A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
by Osama llama March 16, 2010
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