I'm about to play SCP video game.
by YourNeighbourhoodStreetsign. August 10, 2022

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
by dr.die October 7, 2021

SCP is kind of like a wiki in that everyone edits it but instead of information it's about this story that fans make fanfictions of on this wiki and it's about like aliens and monsters and stuff but there are so many that HOW DOES ANYBODY KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM THERES LIKE BILLIONS
1.
Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
2.
I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.
Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
2.
I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.
by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022

"SCP" stands for "special child pornography" and this abbreviation is often companied by a set of numbers. These numbers are nicknames of real children names. People who say they like "SCP" are pedophiles.
Anon1: SCP is awesome!
Anon2: same dude, SCP-049 is pretty cool
Anon3: Bro you guys pedos or some shit?
Anon2: same dude, SCP-049 is pretty cool
Anon3: Bro you guys pedos or some shit?
by reTni September 18, 2021

Look I'm 9 I shouldn't know about these. But I do and I can't close my eyes in the bathtub/shower. Id like the Men in Black to erase my mind PLEASE or many some class b amnestics? For the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SEARCH UP ANYTHING REGARDING SCPS unless you type SCP-999. If you just plainly search up SCPs you will never close your eyes in the shower for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. I've still not gotten through it. If you want to know anything about SCPs but still be able to sleep I suggest you watch a channel named frisky. Oh and by the way PEANUT.
by TheRepublicOfLIKES(ใฅ๏ฝกโโฟโฟโ๏ฝก)ใฅ October 22, 2020
