scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham
Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023
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SCP-3008

Infinet Ikea with hostile workers that will attack during the night
Oh Shit is that "SCP-3008"
by Mind/Brand_- July 07, 2022
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SCP-3008

SCP-3008 is a regular Ikea but, the exit moves every day and the Ikea has employees that attack at night they are called SCP-3008-2

The Store is called 3008-1
A: hi
B: hi, do you know what SCP-3008 is?
A: is that a ripoff of 3008 on Roblox
B: No that is an SCP learn about it
A: can you explain
B go on urban dictionary and read it
A: okay
by hungarian grill November 08, 2023
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SCP CS

Your scrolling in youtube on your phone trying to find a interesting video. Then you find a video gameplay about a game called SCP SL (secert laboratory). You liked it really much and you got a idea in your mind about downloading it in your mobile phone. You search in the playstore for it and you did not find any game called SCP SL. Instead the first thing pops up is a game called SCP CS

Here where SCP CS comes in

CS stands for SCP classfied site and SCP stands for Secure Contian protect. Which you can find more info here on urban dictionary. Anyways you were confused that the game dose not show up in the play store due to that its for PC users only (SCP SL) while SCP CS is for mobile and iphones and its still not in pc yet. You started to downloading it and after finishing downloading it. You open the game and the first thing you see the Unity game engine and then ALOB games logo. The menu loads up with announcement board on your right. On the left you lv got a few buttons (play, account, settings, exit). Speaking of a accounts... Yes this game requires you to login using Google account or apple account or create a account in their game to accses some sort some skins and
some offcial server as I know. You hit play and another a few options appeared(find servers, start a server)

Now we have something important here to talk about which is the host button. You click on host and yet another options appear which are start a local server and get instructions which leads to a pdf download. Then you notice a warning saying that you need a dedicated machine to host a local server which means that you need a computer to host a server on the game. But why? : you have probably went into alot of multiplayer games and you always and always encounter ads everywhere and some transactions. They use these to earn money to pay to the servers which is by a compines who owns alot of computers. In SCP CS you need to use your own computer like a very tiny company to host a server then do the given instructions to get your server to the public

Now you go on find servers and a huge menu pops up with the list of all public server. You join one of these to see that your are specactor and you watching a random player from the a few teams. yes all of these teams that you can specatcate. You spawn as MTF or Chaos Insurgency with other people who can also use voice chat you head down to gate b or a in order to get the mission done and bla bla bla.

Created by ALOB games
Available on android, iPhone

Upload date: somewhere in june 2021

Based on SCPF

Size: 309 MB
by LB- February 16, 2022
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scp writer

retarded asshole who thinks they're some great author, but they end up writing shitty roleplays filled to the brim with furry shit and data redacted.

author equivalent of soundcloud rapper
Jake: Yo, check out this story I wrote about an SCP, its REDACTED} {EXPUNGED} THE GREAT, about how sexy furry demons lick dr brights long cock and bang scp 049 in massive sexy yiff orgy

Bob: Yo, who the fuck is this asshole??

John: Nah, he's an SCP writer๐Ÿ’€
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SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€
by dr.die October 08, 2021
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