Rule 34

If it exists, there’s porn of it, no exceptions.

(35=If no porn found, it will be made)

Person : (Very innocent)
Some1 else: Rule 34
Some1 else: Rule 35
Person: (hopes and dreams are crushed) fuck

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

International rule of Dibs

A basic rule of humanity that separates us from animals. One has the rights to an object just by saying "dibs". Conterary to popular belief, senority is not a counter to the I.R.D. There are different branches of I.R.D. including the rule of shotgun.
also see Rule 11, dibs, shotgun

Example 1:
girl1: look at that super hot dude!
girl2: dibs(International Rule of Dibs)!
girl1: damn it!
Example 2:
guy1: shotgun
guy2:(runs to car and takes seat)
driver1: dude(2) lets be civilized, guy1 called dibs, get out

by barber87m November 19, 2011

Ernesto Riley

An alien reptilian that has taken over the form of Matt Davis from "The Vampire Diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step.

Ernesto Riley is amazing, but what did he do to Matt?

by ObsessedWitErnesto March 3, 2011

playground rules

The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.

Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...

John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it

Bob: hey! That's mine!

John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!

by Danie March 9, 2015

Rule Shark

(Rule Shark, Ruleshark)

Yu-Gi-Oh slang for a player (often of high ranking) who is constantly and obsessively bitching over rulings. When ever a rule shark comes across anyone who breaks the rules is even the slightest way, even mistakenly , they will do everything in their power to get the person penalized. Rule sharks are most often found on the now popular Dueling Network website where they prey on unsuspecting victims in rated matches in order to gain rank. Most rule sharks go un-penalized due to the fact that they are technically not breaking the rules, however if one is proven guilty of rule sharking it is treated the same as boosting ; a form of cheating. Rule sharks are the reason most players avoid competitive matches

Example of a Ruleshark:
Player 1 mistakenly uses a card and takes his move back.

Rule shark: Hey you cheater you cant do that

Player 1: Sory, I messed give me a sec

Rule Shark : Why? so you can cheat more

*Rule Shark calls admin*

Player 1: Dude, what the hell.

Admin: Ok, whats up?

Rule shark: He's Cheating and he cursed

Player 1: But I....

*player 1 has been baned*

by Nyan Dragon January 24, 2013

Rule 34 P

If it Exists, there can and will be a My Little Pony of it.

Guy: Dude, check it out
Person: Yeah...What the Hell!?
Guy: Yeah that's right, Pinhead and chatter box Ponies
Person: but..but..but..
Guy: Rule 34 P

by Shwiggs Kirths May 14, 2011

Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.

That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.

by Crubaka September 2, 2009