Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.
"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"
by walker brian February 19, 2008
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some rice upgrades:
Fart Pipe Exhaust
clear lights; NOT on a Toyota Altezza
weird graphics
enough sponsor decals to stone an elephant from the glue
roof scoop (on a front-engined car)
ground effects body kit that is still the same color as the car it was previously on
false custom from grill; badge pried off with a flathead screwdriver
Le-Mans caliber spoiler, just looks crappy without *good* body kit
neon lights (different colors on each side, under the front and back)
black hood/trunk (not a real carbon-fiber hood, just interior painted)
rims that are too large or painted a completely random color
low suspension caused by cutting of the shocks (bad idea with convertibles, because hitting a speed bump can shoot you over the Empire State Building)
spinner rims (on anything but an Escalade? COME ON)
people often think that some cars are immune from ricehood. not true. here are some examples of good cars, and what could make them rice.
Nissan Skyline GT-R R34
white car, red muscle car stripes, blue rims, double roof scoop
Toyota Supra Mk-4
purple car, skull on side, black hood
'96 Impala SS
"Donk" style (fugly)
some rice upgrades:
Fart Pipe Exhaust
clear lights; NOT on a Toyota Altezza
weird graphics
enough sponsor decals to stone an elephant from the glue
roof scoop (on a front-engined car)
ground effects body kit that is still the same color as the car it was previously on
false custom from grill; badge pried off with a flathead screwdriver
Le-Mans caliber spoiler, just looks crappy without *good* body kit
neon lights (different colors on each side, under the front and back)
black hood/trunk (not a real carbon-fiber hood, just interior painted)
rims that are too large or painted a completely random color
low suspension caused by cutting of the shocks (bad idea with convertibles, because hitting a speed bump can shoot you over the Empire State Building)
spinner rims (on anything but an Escalade? COME ON)
people often think that some cars are immune from ricehood. not true. here are some examples of good cars, and what could make them rice.
Nissan Skyline GT-R R34
white car, red muscle car stripes, blue rims, double roof scoop
Toyota Supra Mk-4
purple car, skull on side, black hood
'96 Impala SS
"Donk" style (fugly)
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Shite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of anal sex.
Michael Shite, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the mincer, the faggot, in a world of ass-rammers who operate above the law.
Shite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of anal sex.
Michael Shite, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the mincer, the faggot, in a world of ass-rammers who operate above the law.
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Bob: "Well, I always thought he was a bit queer and that would explain weird kink in his step."
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