assult rifle

A standard issue weapon in the battlefield first used in combat in 1944 in germany with mp44 shtenghaveihr
Assult rifles are very costly weapons on the legit market, and officially banned in the US territories unless with the use of official licencing
Could induce trigger happiness with prolonged use

Ak and the Ar as well as the AUG are the main parents of the modern assult rifle

by Uncle_staliN January 14, 2006

Long Rifle; No Primer

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.

Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!

by spartyon2012 January 4, 2011

The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016

Fallout 4 assault rifle

A piece of shit gun in Fallout 4 that Bethesda had the audacity of calling an assault rifle

the Fallout 4 assault rifle looks like a weird combination of old ass guns from WW1

by Sharkgamer55446 April 30, 2023

assault rifle

A gun that is between a Sub-machine gun and below a light-machine gun. Usually capable of automatic fire, though not designed for support roles.

XM8,M16,AK-47,M1 GARAND, Sturmgewehr 44,
MY assault rifle is the M16.

by K'slAvA March 15, 2008

turd rifle

A person who talks volumes crap

Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"

by melanchete October 26, 2007

rifleman

when you use your "arm" and not your "hand" to stabilize your "erect" penis when you pee

"1"\\ bro you just got your hand cut off how you gonna pee.
'2'\\ im just gonna use my arm duh.
"1"\\ whoa bro why do you have a boner???
''2'\\ im gonna rifleman it

by GeO&lemmings December 11, 2011