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Rhetoriculous

When someone makes an argument that sounds compelling, but is actually just based in wordplay and not logic.

Examples of Rhetoriculous statements:
"If you can take a dick you can take a joke" (excuse for homophobic jokes)
"If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything" (there's no correlation between having passion for something and being immune to trickery. If anything, the opposite.)
John: "You preach Tolerance, yet you're Intolerant of Intolerance!"

Xander: "That's not how political sensitivity / tolerance works, and you know it. You're being rhetoriculous, come back with an actual argument."
by TheMarriageReferee April 21, 2016
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Rhetorical Joke

An excuse when someone says "That wasn't funny"
Person 1: You're stupid

Person 2: That wasn't funny

Person 1: It was a rhetorical joke.
by chortles? June 7, 2018
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Eh Rhet

When one is overcome by something lame, stupid or annoying, saying "Uh right" becomes to hard or inappropriate for the surroundings.

One will exclaim "Eh Rhet" instead.
Example 1.
Person 1: "Hey, wasn't that American Idol episode so fucking cool last night?
Person 2: "Eh Rhet!"

Example 2.
You fart/shart loudly suddenly around strangers
You mutter "Eh Rhet"

Example 3.
Your at a terrible concert,
the crowd cheers, while you squeal "Ehhhhhh Rheeeeeeeet!!!!"
by Euan Ross September 9, 2005
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Retter

Non-rock climber. A person completely clueless about rock climbing and has no idea what a climber is referring to.
Person 1: Whoah, did you see that cool dyno that climber just did?!
Person 2: Whats a dyno?
Person 1: You're such a retter.
by Yeeaah. October 12, 2011
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Rhetorical question

Something some stupid smooth-brained fuck in my online class didn't fucking understand
Me:who wants a fun fact?
SF:who cares u hoe?
Me:that was a rhetorical question...
SF:what does that mean?
Me:a ̨͙͕̺̑͗̆̚r̴̤̙̪̔͊̍ĕ̵͜ ̥̮̅̓ỹ̵͙̆͊̉o ̣̮̣̊̈́̾͠ư̴͚̦͊͐ ͆͜r̵̛̔͋̓ͅę̵͉̬̂͘̚͝t̵̨̮͊͊̀̉ͅȧ̵̳͎̣̙̀̚̕r̴̨̘͈̗̈́̍̒̚d̴̨͆e̴̬͑d̵̛̗̘̀͊̚?̵̦̬̽̔͊͝
by Pokémeth8152 May 11, 2020
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Retter

1. The most chivalrous bastard you'll ever meet. Actually a huge sweetheart, but you'll be too busy drowning in his cheesy bullshit to realize it. Overprotective to the max. He really likes smelling people, stargazing, and fire. He's honestly probably the ideal guy (good with kids, cooks, tall, deep voiced), but you'll just want to punch him too much to give him a shot. All in all, he's basically 7 feet of pure bullshit.

2. ...German word meaning "Savior"
B: So, tell me again how you put up with Retter on a daily basis?
A: ...I have no idea.
by karichan June 2, 2014
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Retty

When you take readyness pills and overdose to the point that you act like a total fucktard.
Man 1:What are you fucking gay?
Man 2: No i'm retty.
by $$$TheFinalEnd$$$ October 5, 2016
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