roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

Retwarted

Referring to twitter. Its when you go so hard in retweeting you get Retwarted.

Im going on a retweeting spree tonigh t!! Im so retwarted.

by Flappyclams August 17, 2012

#roasted

When you 100% burn someone and they get sick with sorrow so that they throw up their organs.

Also how Sponge Bob burns Squidward when Patrick calls him dick nose.

Joe: I like bananas

Bob: That's nasty

Jim: #Roasted!!!

by PedroPedroPedroPedroPedro October 23, 2013

roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

retarted love

what people coin as "young love" and believe everything will work out the way they want it to.

young love is great isn't it?
No, nigga are you stupid, its retarded love.
what is retarded love?
retarted love is when you think love is everything in the world

by life in a nutshell January 18, 2015

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

roasted

every bad word in the world

you just got roasted!

by lunch1254826:728:)/628 August 31, 2016