"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"
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by TheBrit March 7, 2005
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by ThatDaltonDude December 28, 2009
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the fattest ass you will ever meet :)
might seem like a bitch, but i swear she’s actually kinda a nice person and cares about her friends.
she gets attached to people waaaay too fast and that’s...bad lol
secretly wants to be britney spears
the fattest ass you will ever meet :)
might seem like a bitch, but i swear she’s actually kinda a nice person and cares about her friends.
she gets attached to people waaaay too fast and that’s...bad lol
secretly wants to be britney spears
“Ew it’s reti.”
by thisuserisadumbass October 23, 2019
Get the Reti mug.concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
Get the colt retirement mug.the refreshing act of dissmissing a dumb ass guy who has proven himself a waste of your time. deleting his number,and completley kicking him out of your life in a matter of minuites.
Me-"Wow i didnt know how much of a player patrick was untill he tryed to get with me AND my best friend."
Jackie-"What a cocky loser." "He's Retired"
Jackie-"What a cocky loser." "He's Retired"
by LauraKatelyn August 6, 2007
Get the retire mug.Kitchen slang called out by an expeditor or chef when a customer orders a strip steak cooked well done. (over done and dried up)
Waiter: The lady at table 4 wants a strip steak cooked well done.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.
by ChefJason August 18, 2010
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