(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"
by gypsyfire October 13, 2011
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A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.
by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021
Get the lightning retard mug.This means that someone or something is slow or r*tarded. Just like Nicki Minaj fans of course. This is not my word I got it from the Clitbeaters on ig.
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Get the Fucking Retard mug.A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself. Politically correct people would like you to be rude to someone in a less offensive way, perhaps by calling them dumb instead. This ignores the fact that dumb, idiot, and many other similar insults used today were all old-timey technical terms for retards. It also ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.
<<This party is retarded.
>>Dude! You can't say that anymore. You have to say the party is lame, or it's dumb, or something else!
>> Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. You just insulted people who cannot walk and people who cannot talk.
>>Dude! You can't say that anymore. You have to say the party is lame, or it's dumb, or something else!
>> Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. You just insulted people who cannot walk and people who cannot talk.
by Solve'et Coagula November 11, 2015
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