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redemption center

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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Remembrence

when you do a lot of drugs and od a lot of times you just stop remembering a lot of shit.
Oh man my Remembrence is so bad bad because of all the crack I did the other day.
by Don’t kys January 1, 2022
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Family Redemption

When you spend about 1 hour with your family so you don't feel guilty about using the computer/TV/video game console all day nonstop.
Wow. I've been on this computer for way too long. Time for some Family Redemption!
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un-rememberable

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All the best 21st birthdays are un-rememberable
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stripper redemption

AKA Stredemtion

Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.
Dude, check out that MILF.

Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.

True... Stripper Redemption

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by porkchop101 December 12, 2012
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Shawank redemption

When you masterbate to some freak ass shit, but then you go masterbate to something normal later so you don't feel like a peice of filth.
Baloor decided to commit shawank redemption after looking at trap porn on funnyjunk.com.
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