Ranulph Fiennes

The hardest man in the world. While all these jocks are going on about how Chuck Norris is amazing Sir Fiennes is busy breaking impossible records and cutting off his own frost bitten fingers with a saw in his tool shed.

Chuck Norris: Never actually did anything hardcore, just acted in some TV shows

Ranulph Fiennes: Known as the best explorer and hardest man to have ever lived; living proof that the SAS produces the best.

by Theo S October 20, 2008

Toasty Raul

Items needed:
Two people
Parrot
Lighter
Pinto Beans

One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.

Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!

by badassj00 November 22, 2006

Radulov

Someone who walks out on their commitments for a metric fuckton of money.

Lisin, guy is fast. Offensively talented, can score goals, defensively the worst forward in the NHL, good chance he'll Radulov.

by DevilsSyndicate July 13, 2009

rasul

An arabic name, means the messenger or the messenger of God.

La-Ilahe Illallah, Muhammadan Abdul va Rasulullah (God is one and only and Muhammad is his messenger)

by General74 October 20, 2013

Raoul

One could call him a spicy, hot, delicious man of all men. Has the reputation of capturing hearts with his smile. Gorgeous backside! He is completely devoted to the one he loves. An absolutely AMAZING lover! This spanish hottie has women worshipping after one night of romance.

Every woman wants a Raoul, they have the whole package.....

by MrAmerixan September 23, 2015

raahul

A dumb shit who doesn't know the meaning of banter.

Person a: how was your injection?

Raahul: oh, it was banter

by rosefarts November 1, 2014

Dirty Raul

A self administered dirty sanchez.

I dared that crazy bitch to dirty rual.

by caesium April 2, 2003