ez runner

EZ runner is a person running away from another player afraid to lose their awards such as bounty.

EZ runner afraid to lose bounty, your mom died

by knxka March 23, 2022

The Reality Runners

A group of super cool diverse hot sexy funny shifting creators on TikTok that have recently gained a following with their shifting-related content. The Reality Runners are composed of 8 creators: Gabby ( @Gabilisk), Grey (@1800yomomma), Cocco (@Daddycocco), Ava (@shiftingtodrac0), Mak (@Mak.malfoy), Miri (@supposablymiri), Nini (@drac.h0e1), and Sophie (@holyslytherin), along with their honorary member and mascot Simon, Sophie's dog.

"Hey did you see what The Reality Runners posted last night?"

" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"

by kappakappacormac March 29, 2022

jib runner

Derived from old time sailor saying “I don’t like the cut of your jib”. One who likes to flap their gums in obvious situations . Similar to a captain obvious but a little different. The saying was created by Russell Stefanick in North Battleford, Saskatchewan in 1991

If this jib runner keeps it up I’m gonna backhand this mutha fucka!!

by Russellmussell October 29, 2021

Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!

Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

runners fee

The common practice or procedure of a uniformed Police Officer kicking a suspect in the head, usually three times, for "fleeing" and not complying to the Police Officers to begin with.

1. Wow, dave gave that nigger a pretty hefty runners fee over on Wilshire Blvd.
2. Slogan: "If you flee, your going to pay the fee."

by north_shore June 8, 2010

doughnut runner

A person who partakes in the violent act of pounding someone in the asshole.

After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.

by Mulatto Jmo March 16, 2008

Midland runner

Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.

Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?

Guy 2: what about her?

Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.

Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.

by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017