roofled

To receive oral sex from your girlfriend.

"Oh my god I'm being roofled!"

by Barndon A. October 23, 2005

ROFLdispenser

Someone that is full of jokes, and makes everyone laugh all the time.

Come on, everyone knows her, she's such a ROFLdispenser

by Rachelios March 27, 2008

ROFLDE

<<rolling on the floor doing emina>>

-dude, i got laid yesterday, i roflde.
-nice, she's hot

by nickene April 16, 2009

Rowled up

To be agitated or pissed off by someone or something!

That man had me rowled up when he said I was wrong

by Kimbrojack July 15, 2021

K-Rolled

To get Sprayed with tha K(AKA AK-47)

"Yo man, that dude Gudda just got k-Rolled"!!!

by lolo4879 November 14, 2007

Roflned

A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.

Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.

by Jon R.. July 13, 2006

roflmdo

A message standing for "Rolling on floor laughing my dick off". Usually used in text messages or AOL Instant Messanger.

kid 1: i told a blonde to smell a scratch a sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool, and she did it.

Kid 2:holy shit is she OK?

Kid 1: no

Kid 2: haha. Roflmdo

by Big Bad Bryce June 23, 2008