roast me

A request for humorous retorts to a photo you post online at Redit.com.

Roast me now.

by LouABCD January 27, 2017

Royal Roast

A spit roast which involves a member of the royal family, and they are normally in the middle.

I went to Buckingham Palace yesterday and had a Royal Roast with the Queen.

by Bananas in PJs December 15, 2009

Roast Beefing

when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.

She like roast beefing her men to claim dominance on them.

by Babysealkllr March 02, 2011

spit roasting

otherwise referred to as "the shaky 'h'" is a sex position where there is one person giving a blowjob and getting fucked, where two of the people are vertical and one is horizontal.

go to pornhub and look "spit roasting" up

by ;/ikuyf;yd rzewzertyduloi April 02, 2018

Boast to roast

Better term for flirt to roast.
Often used with ratio.
Balance of roasting someone with also showing them off some to build them up.

"You look pretty for someone who cooks chicken in the oven with little to no seasoning."
"What...does that mean"
"I'm not entirely sure, but the boast to roast ratio was solid "

by Alexpeegs August 23, 2019

roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

by Chris Loshark December 25, 2008

Weenie roast

The act of one or more people positioning themselves under a flaccid/cold penis and breathing on it without touching it until it becomes erect/warm.

Me: im a little cold down there. You ladies should give me a weenie roast
Ladies: (heavy breathing)
Me: awe yeah that feels good

by SOAD4.0 November 06, 2015