Big Hairy reacharoond

To receive great satisfaction whilst dancing,looking down to your shock horror of a male hairy arm massaging your male genitals finding it worryingly sexually appreciative,

Tindall cutting shapes on the dancefloor only to notice hense said big hairy male arm massaging said genitailia,

(should o seen tindall giving it big licks on the dancefloor,he got a big hairy reacharoond frae that J.P guy. (copyright of saying owned by smoothy)

by irish, February 5, 2010

Hummer rimmer reach around

hummer rimmer reach around: the nearly impossible act of giving someone a blow job, rim job and hand job all at the same time. Anything is possible!

"so i thought she was just going to play the ol'trombone last night but instead she went above and beyond and gave me a hummer rimmer reach around!!!"

by melody trapper May 27, 2011

emo reach around

When you grab an emo's fuck tard hair from behind and punch him in the face.

Charlie gave that dumb bitch an emo reach around.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008

Hairy reach around

Being fondled upon the dance floor by a satisfying ball massage from behind, Then looking down to your horror of a Masculine hand massaging your Male Genitals.

As i was Jiving on the dance floor, I felt a nice warm cozy cup shaped massage of my Balls, However when I looked down It was a male hairy arm, after being sick and running for freedom, I awoke to find it was a vivid nightmare... therefore describing this horror from a male point of view as a Hairy reach around...

by Jimmy Teeee February 7, 2010

reacharonie

Lowly rated football recuits that fran offers and then turns them to five star bluechips. This never happens, but is a wet dream of aggy.
Franchione + reacharound = reacharonie

I heard martellus bennett was a reacharonie.

by CorporationX May 1, 2005

reach around

It is when you are having doggy style sex with your lady friend, and a gay homosexual walks up and tickles your balls from behind.

One time while doing Jessica Simpson, her gay makeup artist snuck up from behind and gave ma a reach around. Dirty Mother Fucker.

by B and T October 13, 2006

reach around

While riding on the back of a motorcycle you reach around and place your hand in the crotch area of the driver. To give the full effect you may choose to slowly move your hand within the crotch area.

Hopefully the driver is someone of the opposite sex of you otherwise this could be considered a mistake (see *mistake*).

While cruising the strip, I felt the need to give my driver a reach around.

by Gix2NV July 29, 2005