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peanutbutter square hula quest 

a game involving rolling dice and injecting heroine in ur butthole while ur mother shoves skittles down ur throught. (u r also covered in peanutbutter)
bob:hey charlie! wanna play a game of peanutbutter square hula quest?
charlie:hell yea!u got the peanutbutter,i'll get ur mom n sum skittles!
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Final Fantasy Mystic Quest 

It's a Final Fantasy for little kids.

Easy, but okay.
I beat Final Fantasy Mystic Quest in one day, and I never died.

Dragon Quest 

Probably the worst Japanese Role Playing series in existence. It has archaic, simplistic and shallow gameplay, while utterly lacking in any sort of redeeming values, with not even the storyline or characters ever being any good. The lack of evolution is just disturbing, and when the series does try and change, it is both minimal and late to the party. Dragon Quest is to other JRPGs what Dynasty Warriors is to Ninja Gaiden and other action titles.

Honestly, I never understand why gamers lower their standards so much for Dragon Quest. This is a series that hasn't offered gaming or gamers anything relevant in almost two decades. Would anyone outside of Japan even care if the Dragon Quest series was discontinued? The only people who would are two minorities - the fake Dragon Quest fans who only like the series now because it is on Nintendo platforms again, and the people who just generally have atrocious taste in everything.

Ultimately, Dragon Quest is just really awful. Having to sit through these games is like drilling needles into your eyes. I swear anyone who sits through a Dragon Quest game in its entirety must be a Masochist. And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate? There really should be a law against hyping Dragon Quest games.
If it has Dragon Quest in the name you can pretty much expect the JRPG equivalent of dog shit.
Dragon Quest by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009

Maple Quest

A really gay game, worse then Runescape
WOW nick shop you play maple quest, your such a fag!!!! go grow a penis and get some friends!!! Uber noob haxor!!!
Maple Quest by Gamerthed (wow name) January 14, 2008

Turn In a Quest 

While "Turning in a Quest" is a common term for turning in and accepting a reward for completing an in game quest it is also used as a term to excuse ones self to use the bathroom. When leaving your keyboard to take a bathroom break it is common to tell group members that you have to "Turn in a Quest". It started as a joke among the guild "Raiders" on the Tanaris realm, and spread to other members becoming a more commonly used term.
"Be right back guys, I have to turn in a quest."
Turn In a Quest by mrphy42 February 19, 2007

The quest for Roar 

The entire journey/experience from ones home to a metal concert, which includes getting together with friends, getting drunk, doing drugs(optional) and headbanging.
1:
Matt: wanna go to a Sabaton concert in Sweden?
Jack: Yes! For roar!

Jill: system of a down sucks! why do you even wanna go?
Jack: For the quest for roar!
The quest for Roar by Hexxorzz September 13, 2012