quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard March 8, 2011

quantum entwinement

Quantum entwinement occurs when you think of someone and they are with you.

Jane thought of a friend and for a moment they had quantum entwinement.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017

Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

Quantum displacement

The field surrounding one whom has become removed from their universe of origin and placed in an alternative. ie. To equate this in a visual model, it would be much like placing a dreadnought in a bathtub.

Also, The sense of dread being placed in unknown surroundings often equates with this feeling.

My quantum displacement has removed all those whom I loved and replaced them with these idiotic doppelgangers.
Dosselpopulus

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 14, 2019

quantum singularity

Its the center of a black hole where matter and gravity come to infinity, and thats bad

Did you hear about that quantum singularity?
Yeah, i did, sounds bad if it gets near us.

by elgrapadora December 30, 2004

quantum mechanics

jibberish random jibberish

why did i choose a degree in physics???

by SR May 6, 2005

Quantum Listening

Quantum Listening: Inclusive, all encompassing, way beyond ordinary listening and step forward for human beings, listening with every fiber of your being.

If I can use quantum listening with my husband, I will almost be able to see and feel what he sees and feels.

by shiftmaker October 4, 2009