It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.
by coolesthentai July 7, 2023
Get the the mayan pyramidmug. Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"
"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
Get the Pyramid Theorymug. A sex move where a girl is placed on her knees and is fucked vigoursly from behind doggy style, while her throut is also being fucked, both hands out like a fuckin hawk spreading its wings jerking two other anaconda cocks. The men then victoriously high-five creating a full pyramid. 4 people who frequently practice this move are known as The Fatal Four.
Did you hear Ryan, Mac, James, and Dominic all pulled a Pyrimid A sex move where a girl is placed on her knees and is fucked vigoursly from behind doggy style, while her throut is also being fucked, both hands out like a fuckin hawk spreading its wings jerking two other anaconda cocks. The men then victoriously high-five creating a full Pyramid on Mac’s girlfriend Heather.
by Kushmasta69xxx October 23, 2017
Get the Pyramidmug. A pyramid scheme involving pedophiles. Enlisting pedophiles can bribe enlisted pedophiles based on intimate knowledge of violating the law because they're all sick and twisted.
Yeah, it's a pedo-pyramid. In Florida you can grab women by the p*ssy without consent if you're rich and molest underage girls.
by pedosonblast September 4, 2025
Get the pedo-pyramidmug. Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019
Get the Egyptian Sex Pyramidmug. by Aliyy January 31, 2024
Get the Pyramid Buildermug. The MAN of your Dreams who can bring you to Edge of the Seven Wonders....then show ya how he built that sh*t.
Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!
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by Chugglenuts September 6, 2022
Get the Pyramid Buildermug.