rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a slang term, popular amongst sailors, for a homosexual orgy involving a triangular number of men. A majority of the men must be of Asian or Indian heritage.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid this evening.
by Where's Willy April 28, 2024
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Athena's Pyramid

When 3 women engage in oral sex all at once.
Similar to a conga line.
I was in an Athena's Pyramid last night and my life will never be the same.
by Fealycks666 January 10, 2012
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Pyramid

A sex move where a girl is placed on her knees and is fucked vigoursly from behind doggy style, while her throut is also being fucked, both hands out like a fuckin hawk spreading its wings jerking two other anaconda cocks. The men then victoriously high-five creating a full pyramid. 4 people who frequently practice this move are known as The Fatal Four.
Did you hear Ryan, Mac, James, and Dominic all pulled a Pyrimid A sex move where a girl is placed on her knees and is fucked vigoursly from behind doggy style, while her throut is also being fucked, both hands out like a fuckin hawk spreading its wings jerking two other anaconda cocks. The men then victoriously high-five creating a full Pyramid on Mac’s girlfriend Heather.
by Kushmasta69xxx October 23, 2017
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comedy pyramid

A colloquial term for a redundant landmark, often relating to useless moments of public spending, the meaning of which has long been forgotten amidst a forest of red tape.

monstrous carbuncle
So there's that memorial statue of Patsy Palmer... you know, it's so long since they proposed that, it's a bit of a Comedy Pyramid now to be honest...
by TheIan October 22, 2003
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Pyramidical

What is that, its not a Pyramid
“Its pyramidical”
by Dogeo lover August 4, 2018
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Pyramid Builder

The MAN of your Dreams who can bring you to Edge of the Seven Wonders....then show ya how he built that sh*t.
Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!

(*may, or may not be, paraphrased)
by Chugglenuts September 6, 2022
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
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