Intrasensory Perception

A term coined by Peacemaker. Intrasensory Perception is the exact opposite of Extrasensory perception. Rather than using your natural ability to perceive reality outside of your physical body using your mind's eye without the use of your 5 physical interface senses, you instead perceive the inside of your physical body through your mind's eye. In doing so, you can do things such as change your physical body at will on the cellular, maybe even the molecular level. This can heal wounds, eradicate disease, increase of decrease blood flow to concentrated areas, etc. The possibilities are innumerable. I founded this term using the "As above, so below." concept after achieving numerous amounts of success in remote viewing sessions. As a result, this gave me beyond questionable doubt that there exists an equal but opposite form of this method of perception.

I've learned to accelerate the repair of cuts, gashes, and lacerations on my skin using Intrasensory Perception.

by MakerofPeace January 19, 2023

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011

Bombing the porcelain harbor

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.

Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.

by JoeHonus November 9, 2012

break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.

"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."

by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017

Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

by Urban humor May 24, 2017

Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar

n.) a douche

adj.) the condition of being a douche.

Karl is ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar. As a matter of fact, he is the biggest douche I know.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004