Paulmove

When you invite friends for a charity function and the table seats 10 people, and for months you try and fill them on invitation , and once friends book and the table is full, 1minute later you ask them to pay for their seats, without ever having said they would have to pay.

Hi Gents, sooooo, glad you all are coming to this wonderful evening, the table cost me 6000 pounds, working out to 600 pounds each, but on the night just bring 500 pounds cash each! That is such a Paulmove

by Racoon Johnston July 20, 2022

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Succeding so much boredom you make a planetary level you break the atmosphere by typing top right to left and left to right you voluntarily kill brunolag a degenerate 13yr colombian bitch

you type plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in chemistry

by Forewarde August 22, 2022

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When You Decide To Type The Letters On The Keyboard From Right To Left, Just Wasting Your Time When You're Bored

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by 86ft97 September 22, 2022

Polmond

A stud. The sexiest man on earth, commonly proficient in the middle lane. Known for his incredible invoker.

Danin: Did u see Polmond yesterday?
Avian: Yea he fucking clutched that fight.
Danin: What a god, I wanna have his kids.

by noteventrolling October 7, 2022

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What you get when you have already typed plmoknijbuhvygctfrdzeswaq and mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq. If you ever see this in your children's search history, call a psychiatrist and also maybe a suicide prevention center. Seeing this indicates that the parties involved in typing it (including me) have severe depression and boredom and you should get some help.

John: "plmoknbjivhuygctfxzdrsewaq"
Me: *calls 988*
John: "What's that for?
Me: "Just stay here buddy and I can get you some friends to make you not dead inside :)"

by imdyinginsidepleasehelpme October 26, 2022

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I don't don't even fuckin know anymore just please stop go see your family i don't know how long been in here

Kate "plmoiuytrewqknjhgfdsabvcxz"

Mark " are you ok"

by ewoqfhdqc[j May 28, 2023

Palmolive

Gak. The good stuff. Take one hit and go all night cowboy yeeeeehaaawww.

I had to ask my colleagues to buy “Palmolive” as street talk for “smuggle me some gak bitches”

by Titchyboy October 16, 2023