pudgenius

A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.

Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!

by Torbert March 5, 2022

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Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.

The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.

by pornstitute April 10, 2023

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cod puree

The salty after-taste that lingers in your mouth after performing cunnilingus.

After a rough night Chase woke up with cod puree breath.

by Grim Bongmaster January 9, 2017

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Man-putee

A man who has lost all of his male qualities due to being pussy whipped by a dominant wife. He will excessively talk about his feelings and fall in love with every woman he meets and then publicly cry when he gets dumped

Yea I dated this guy from work for like 4 weeks and he ate French fancies for breakfast and cried watching "the voice"... he was such a man-putee

by Fi69 May 3, 2020

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Vanessa Pudgens

What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.

Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?

Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.

by Richard_Hungwell December 3, 2020

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