jerz pud

Douchebag from New Jersey most likely at least part italian or at least pretending to be and also more than likely sporting a blowout hairstyle. Often pretend to be a member of the italian mafia although they most likely work at either a tanning salon or gym.

Did you see that Jerz Pud sporting the blow out at the bar last night? What a douchebag.

jerz pud by Anti Guido July 7, 2009

pounding your pud 

Masturbating; same thing as "pulling your pud".

She closed the door for some privacy, grabbed the hand lotion and began pounding your pud. Dude, you seriously don't remember that handjob you got last night?

pounding your pud by Jimmy1010 September 18, 2013

Hopeful Pud 

A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.

Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."

Hopeful Pud by Zac42 November 14, 2014

gurffy pud 

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

gurffy pud by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

chillin with the pud 

In intake of the illigal substance, marijuanna.

"Hey dude, wanna chill with the pud tonight?"

chillin with the pud by ace May 13, 2005

savage your pud 

The act of having ones pud savaged. Also known as sexual release/anger after a defeat. Take a hand... find your pud.. and savage away.

Dan told James to go "savage your pud" when he bitched about loosing to Dan's team.

savage your pud by carnegie1oh8 December 11, 2010

i-pud 

A person who must wear his i-pod everywhere he goes in public; often seen nodding head to music in a delusional attempt to look cool and trendy. Frequently spotted at bus stops, college campuses and coffeehouses.

Cf. Bluetool. A bluetool thinks he is important, while an i-pud thinks he is cool.

I walked passed your boyfriend today on my way to class, he didn't say hi, he was being a total i-pud.

i-pud by jpc1 March 31, 2009