pontoon

The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.

by zanny May 26, 2004

proctor

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.

Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!

by kevowen July 16, 2008

proctogenarian

an 80 year old ass-hole

"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

derrick ponton

mistake resulting from me pulling out too late in his mother. Tried to abort him but his mom couldn't afford the fee at the free clinic.

Derrick Ponton wants to fuck his hand all the time

by Derrick's dad September 6, 2004

have (pronounced: hay-v)

to hate/love someone to the extent that you desire to punch them in the face then kiss them. an often conflicting emotional attachment to a person that allows you to be royally fucked by them because you love them, and as a result, you want to destroy them.

"rocky, i have (pronounced: hay-v) you so much i want to slap your mouth then kiss it!"

by white trashley July 16, 2006

Gender pronoun

What people use especially white people to enter the suffering Olympics

Here is your coffee ma’am

ESCUSE ME MY GENDER PRONOUNS ARE THEY THEM YOU WILL RESPECT MY GENDER PRONOUNS

by Sugma balls June 19, 2023

PADOTs (pronounced padote)

PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.

PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.

PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid

"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"

"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"

"totes PADOTEs"

"PADOTEs on the reg"

"PADOTEsfest 3000"

"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"

by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010