product

n. refers to drug paraphernalia; drugs

Yea, Tony's on the corner selling product

by Tarell January 14, 2004

Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.

Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.

by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010

on the produce aisle

in a persistent vegetative state

Terry was on the produce aisle

by trikmc June 17, 2006

productability

The ability of a product or the capability to preform an operation.

When I threw a fork at gln, his productability for eating increased.

by Good Milk Darren March 15, 2008

Productweedity

To be productive while high on Marijuana.

"After I smoked a bunch of weed I went and did a bunch of stuff. Productweedity is at an all time high"

by Symph July 16, 2014

producive

productive and conducive

(Popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show)

David: No bullying or shouting down of ANY ideas should be tolerated, but it's not producive--if we are trying to build leaders and people to exist in the real world--to protect them in this way

by _Citizen of the World August 30, 2016

Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021