priusexual

Those who enjoy or engage in sexual interaction within the limits of a compact vehicle, or a Prius.

Timmy: wow! You guys had sex?
John: yes, turns out she was priusexual...
Timmy: she must have been flexible...

by gorl59999 June 17, 2018

Prius

A type of car, often seen driving full speed in the emergency lane

Woah dude did you see that Toyota Prius drive by?
No, and I didn't hear it either.

by DogeMomentt January 17, 2020

Priest of titties

Common nickname for the Magic the Gathering card “Priest of Titania”.

It’s not an elf deck without priest of titties.

by BaronTvirus March 11, 2021

Mediterranean priest

1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl

Bob: dude, me and Genna totally did the Mediterranean priest.

by mike huunt December 16, 2007

Naughty Priestess

Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.

There's nothing better than a Naughty Priestess to warm you up!

by Aetheri November 26, 2019

Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.

He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

shit on a priest

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.

Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!

by Jacobss January 23, 2019