prem

"merp" backwards
Has no background whatsoever of mayo, males, nor rape.
Can be used as a response to "merp"
Can be employed as a meaningless reply to "merp", or can be used to suggest the opposite meaning of "merp"; this to be determined at speaker's discretion

Speaker 1: "merp!"

Speaker 2: "prem"

Speaker 1: "don't do that"

by Norah Caledon March 31, 2005

Prelude

Something That Likes To Brake Down When You Need It The Most

She chucked a prelude . .

by ToyaLa June 16, 2009

prelevant

adj. having direct bearing on matters before they become significant in the public eye; relevant to a matter at a time before it is widely considered relevant

His choice of wearing a Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen's character in the movie Major League) costume for Halloween was oddly prelevant at the time.

by phirebird June 9, 2011

Prelock

Used on forums to show that a thread is about to become closed by a moderator or administrator. Usually followed by a +1 to show that the total number of locked threads has increased. The prefix "pre" can also be combined with other words to illustrate other occurances (eg. Preban +1)

Way to use obscene language. Prelock +1.

by Nuclear Panda November 22, 2003

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004

Prem

an annoying mayo boy who annoys his little burger sister and she sqishes him

mmmmmmm burger!

by u know who November 10, 2003

preloader

preload; preloader; preloading

An interminably long prelude to something which you hope will be worth the wait.

Refers to the graph, timer or numerical display which indicates the time left before a website is fully loaded or is ready to begin displaying.

This guy's preload sucks. I wish he'd just get to the point.

by J. Proudfoot August 2, 2003