Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

Predator

A maneuver performed after sex while your partner uses the bathroom to clean up, you take a shit in your hand and cover your face like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator and hide behind the bed and jump out and scare them.

I gave her a predator in the bedroom and she did not approve!

by Fensler May 8, 2019

Profatard

Professional Fucking Retard. i.e One displaying insanely bad judgement whilst driving in front of me.

"That damn profatard just cut me off!!"

by listen-to-da-b August 17, 2003

pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

sexual predator

A liquor shot made of equal parts Stoli Raz, Stoli Blu, and orange Sparks energy malt liquor. Named because it is sweet and disgusting at the same time. Add a sugar rim and a cherry for a more appealing look.

Guy1: Yo I wanna get Tina drunk so I can hit it tonight but she doesn't really drink.
Guy2: Give her some sexual predators, she'll be begging for it in no time.

by eddiered April 1, 2008

Child Predator

Hannah Robertson

Hannah Robertson is the real definition of “child predator”

by Hannahr28950 December 2, 2018

apex predator

The definition of awesome. Preys on apex'(humans) and takes no nonsense from any other contending apex predators. Deliberately chose to be left handed so that other apex contenders felt superior when they are actually all a part of his mind game.

Name : Unknown
Location : Unknown
Your fate : Unknown

He is so cool. He is the Apex Predator.

by si-dog millionaire April 28, 2012