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post-dump nirvana

The extreme feeling of elation and pleasure of an empty blader following a pleasant dump.
"Dude I'm in post-dump nirvana right now. That dump was so good."
by Charles the Elephant October 24, 2011
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Post-Coitus Mortis

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.
"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."
by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021
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Steady posted

NOUN, A term used to describe how hard you are chillin. When steady posting one is usually standing with their arms folded and a mad look on their face.

The most common way to leave a steady post would be if the police roll up and one must dip out.
Bryant and his friends are steady posted at Tacobell right now.
by irideabmx November 19, 2009
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Serial Poster

A "Serial Poster" is typically a Facebook addict and a narcissist who compulsively will add a new post about their self every hour or less. This is for the purpose of validating their own importance to a dwindling audience who is increasingly censoring them as their enthusiasm fades away with each new self absorbed post. The Serial Poster also will have a core group 3-6 unconditional fans who will "Like" indiscriminately each post that is made regardless of it's pertinence or relevance to their own opinions.
Everyone is sick of your self absorbed posts, you have become a serial poster.
by Ben Morgasm June 22, 2014
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Post Food Anger

Post Food Anger or PFA is a disease that causes the victim to turn to violence after the victim ingests any type of food (chocolate muffins, chicken sandwiches, pizza, etc.). There are certain stages to Post Food Anger such as swearing, changing the subject of the conversation, denial, getting up and leaving, silence, making stupid faces for attention, and acceptance.

The unique factor about Post Food Anger is that the stages do not have any particular order to them and can occur at any time after the victim has ingested the food. Most times the sudden and violent outbreaks occur in front of many people, leaving everyone very confused and understandably scared for their lives.
Student 1: Wow isn't lunch wonderful today!

Student 2: Yeah lunch tastes delicious!

Student 3: F*ck you guys.

Student 1: Oh don't worry, he just has Post Food Anger.
by CitrusMBD May 7, 2012
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post whore

1. A newbie to an online forum who goes into overtime posting many short and usually meaningless posts in an attempt to raise their post count to pass the newbie stage ASAP.

2. A type of trolling or board saboteur where the intent of the person is to invade the forum with an annoying presence.

3. A person who is starving for attention in real life and compensates for their shortcomings in society by living in a forum and inserting their presence across the board everyday and sometimes all day. As soon as their post count breaches the highest recorded for the forum, they often begin to post frequently on the direction the board should take. It is not uncommon to see their avatars change frequently often with a theme of power. Forum members will begin to try to put the member in check but to no avail as the person is feeding off of their imaginary power to which they compensate for their lack of real world activity. (Most notorious for fitting this definition is the member: Bluto from getbig dot com)

4. A person, who feels their higher post count gives them added credibility in the forum, even over people who have contributed for much longer and as such they go to great lengths to increase their post count.

5. A post whore is a virtual attention whore. The attention whore brings the same attitude into online forums where they assert their “look at me” persona by invading the board with a large presence of posts.
Blutos are post whores of the worst kind.
by intoxicatedjoker April 22, 2008
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Huffington Post

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.
by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007
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