Portfolio Snatcher

A person who steals portfolios from often unaware design students carrying large portfolio bags.

Tom: "What a great day it is today...!"

Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."

by Penywagger December 11, 2010

Porto Slam

Chugging beer in a porta-potty.

This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.

Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"

Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."

by JJ Brisco July 13, 2011

partiology

What most college students major in but rarely graduate from. A practitioner of this course of study is known as a partiologist.

I studied partiology in college for 4 years but end up with a degree in business administration. I had planned to pursue a career in partiology, but needed to get a job.

by Gamin DanO March 18, 2012

portfolioaidsopoulos

A person, originating from Greece, who constantly flags accounts for no real reason. Once an account has been flagged, an annoying form must be signed and returned to remove the flag.

My account got flagged again for no reason. Portfolioaidsopoulos is now asking for a signature.

by DSC369 February 12, 2013

Portish

Originating in Portland, Oregon. Unique or distinct to the Portland Oregon area.
point of origin craft beer craft food

You may have tasted many beers from all over the world, but you haven't lived until you've tasted a Portish Ale.

Playing bagpipes while in costume and riding a unicycle? How very Portish of you.

by Grograman August 16, 2015

Porto pumper

When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.

At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

Portopino

A Portopino is baby that comes from a Portuguese parent and a Filipino(a) parent.

We recently found out that we are having a Portopino.

by Demlo June 7, 2018