Pottty Porter

Polititian that mickey fin's teenage girls date rape drugs, and yet achieves political merit.
Don't be a Pottty Porter. Leave that girl's drink alone. Oh, and don't rape anyone. It's wrong, dude...
by September 13, 2021
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Bette Porter

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.
Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.
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michael porter

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?
by Dirty oger March 12, 2022
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Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is the wife of Tarzan and subsequently the mother of their son, Korak.
Jane Porter (Tarzan) is described as a blonde Southern Belle from Baltimore in Maryland, America.
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Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.
MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
by young gen c November 05, 2019
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Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)
by Madison is tha boss September 01, 2010
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ruby porter

this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3
ruby porter should hang out with us more ;)
by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021
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