Wyatt Porter Nicks

Big and Sexy, and might just start on varsity.

That dude is a wyatt porter nicks. Oh, he starts on varisty? HE IS A WYATT PORTER NICKS!!!

by Educated Coleslaw March 6, 2023

Porterize

To butcher the lyrics of a song or adlib with no meaning.

He was singing and porterized the song. None of it made sense.

by NobleNexus October 2, 2025

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend

you see jess porter and will over there!!

by james field April 6, 2020

Destiny Porter

2 definitions in one yay

Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something

Porter sounds like potter and that's cool

Destiny Porter, it's like everyone with that name makes me happy, weird, huh?

by snad undtail March 7, 2019

Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut

porter

by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022

Porter

To completely miss a shot in basketball. Usually not within 7.5 feet.

I totally portered that shot.

by Random50000 May 10, 2018