Porter-Gaud School

A prestigious prep school in Charleston, SC with exceptionally attractive males who beer and alcohol all the time and are very sexy. They sex a lot of females at them functions. Porter Gaud function are hella lit no cap no kizzy. Pull up

Yo I just totally beered and then sexed a girl because I go to Porter-Gaud School.

by CumOnGuys September 9, 2021

porter

looks like alex green with no glasses

when i saw porter at a party i thought i saw, alex green

by jahahahahyshehz9999 May 7, 2019

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend

you see jess porter and will over there!!

by james field April 6, 2020

getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

by young gen c November 4, 2019