dude partay

Most likely to occur in a college setting, a dude partay, or DP, for short is a social gathering in which most (or all) of the people there are male. Dude partays are always unintentional and the lack of girls causes much disappointment. This is generally noticed upon initial arrival and regarded with disgust and often leads to rapid cell phone calls/texts.
*Note the 2nd "A" in "partay" is always emphasized in a sarcastic/melodramatic manner.

Mark: "Oh shit where are all the females"
Steve: "i fuckin knew it, dude partayyy"

by mosdefyo December 20, 2007

portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket

"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"

by 4 Points October 23, 2009

portal

A tear in the space-time continuum that allows immediate transportation from one area to another. Some portals allow time travel as well. Some individuals are known to have the power to, in fact, create portals using mind powers.

Quick, we must get back to the time portal! It is closing!

I will get to the delicious cake behind the wall using a portal, and then laz0rz to kill the hungry polar bear.

by theHman August 3, 2007

Portage High School

A pathetic high school located on the southern tip of Lake Michigan. The school is pathetic, hence PHS (Pathetic High School), where all most of the student population and administrators are concerned solely with sports and football. Run down school, carpet long gone and threadbare, walls missing wallpaper, urinals and toilets, as well as the stalls mostly ripped out and long gone, leaving bare plumbing. Bare electrical wires can also be found throughout the building, yet a new Fieldhouse and Sports stadium was just constructed, imagine that. Commonly do the "Heil Hitler" salute instead of the "Tomohawlk chop", due to the low intelligence of the majority of the student population.

Nah brah, too busy getting high at Portage High School.

by Portage November 4, 2010

portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 25, 2007

portal

Simply just a hole from one point to the next, or one of the best games ever

Exampel one
Dude one, GET TO THE PORTAL
Exampel two, Kid- want portal for me berthday

by galdar November 16, 2014

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005