pornhub

visual of urban dictionary

Giorno:hey guys I bought some crispy por-
Abbacchio(as always judging Giorno):we're not taking your Pornhub Premium go awa-
Giorno:Bucciarati can I use my GER on him?
Bucciarati:yes
Giorno:GER reset Abbacchio's knowledge of xes(backwards)

by 九条定文 August 3, 2021

Pornholio

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.

"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."

by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021

porkhub

A restaurant in Philippines.

A mispelled word for "Pornhub". Seriously?

d1: I want to go to the Porkhub.

d2: Wanna watch porkhub with me?
d2: what the fuck are you talking about.

by spiderfan46283 January 17, 2022

taco porch

The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements

I bet there is a ton of moisture under that taco porch tonight!

by Resqtech July 7, 2018

personal pornhub

A term you can use to describe a girl sending nudes when a guy uses the girl or asks for nudes consistently.

I’m sorry that I can’t be your FUCKING PERSONAL PORNHUB 24/7!!!!

by mhstipline October 14, 2018

GREEN PORCH LIGHT

When driving by a house with a green porch light on, Make sure to honk your horn in support of Marijuana use. Or knock on the door for a trick or treat.

Hey, look at that house with a green porch light, lets honk to support pot heads everywhere. If you knock you might get lucky, as someone could be waiting with a sack or a joint to share with you.

by Katesterz June 14, 2023

a gaggle of porch dicks

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

by max keller April 10, 2015