Pope of a

The pope of a is what followers of the a religion worship. They say she is a giant floating letter a with pigtails and a crown.

It is rumoured that she once had an affair with sergeant smiley, leader of the paramilitary wing of the religion.

Dickhead: Ooooooh I worship you o holy pope!
Pope of a: Lovely.

by Comrade Pi October 28, 2006

pope on a rope

A Pope that has or is in the process of being martyred by means of hanging by the neck with a noosed rope. Compare Christ on a stick.

Back in the first few centuries of Papacy many times you saw a pope on a rope.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

pope smoker

a guy that is gay.in terms that he sucks cock

that motherfucker is a pope smoker

by KiraTheSavior October 18, 2008

Pope John Paul II high school

i wanna dye

I go to pope john paul ii high school. I want to dye. Yall went to high school. I wentz to skool hi

by ihaveaids666 May 29, 2018

Pope’s Salty Kiwi

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.

Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…

by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

pope of dope

The Pope of Dope is undoubtedly Pablo Escobar, the Colombian cartel kingpin.

The Pope of Dope could beat up the regular pope any old day

by Pope of Dope April 29, 2004

Pope Walk

The proud walk of a man out of the bedchamber after scromping (See: Sex) his lady love. The pope walk is distinguished by both hands raised waving by rotating the wrist.

The residents of the apartment cheered as Les walked out of his bedroom doing the Pope Walk.

by Varadin January 17, 2011