King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

Pooter Scooter

the streamer scootroo. thats all it is

oolu_: Pooter Scooter is a really great streamer
scootroo: ikr

by oolu_ February 4, 2021

Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.

I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.

by knutjuice March 30, 2021

scooter pooter

HIDDEN

hidden is a scooter pooter

by ggwpurapoop August 27, 2021

Pooter

The crack between your private part and leg is your pooter

My pooter hurts when I ride a bike.
Let me touch your pooter.

by Da Realest Eva October 13, 2025

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

pooter valve

Sphincter

She had o ring seepage in her Pooter valve.

by Tommysan70 May 1, 2024