An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
Get the King Pootermug. When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!
by MML1234 July 6, 2016
Get the pumpkin pootermug. by PootfulPride May 14, 2022
Get the Pootermug. by camycamsdf June 11, 2019
Get the pootermug. A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018
Get the Pooter scootermug. The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.
Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did
Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.
Girl: Yeah...that is it.
Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.
Girl: Yeah...that is it.
by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011
Get the Pooter Tootermug. by xmurd0cx April 5, 2022
Get the pootermug.