Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017

pooter

fuckboy, man whore, etc

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.

by camycamsdf June 11, 2019

Pooter

A pooter is someone who poots and is of pooty quality and displays behavior that is very pootful.

You pooter! You didn’t refill the toilet paper, you poot.

by PootfulPride May 14, 2022

Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

pooter

The vagina of a panda. Panda-cooter. Pooter.

I saw a genderbend of Po from Kung Fu Panda. Had a pooter and everything.

by xmurd0cx April 5, 2022

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011