Not the kids song, Actually when a hard cock goes 'in out, in out' of a hot girl's pussy, and then you pull out and 'shake it all about'
Person 1: Man, me and Olivia just did the Hokey Pokey!
Person 2: Aww nice congrats!, how was it?
Person 1: Dry.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Aww nice congrats!, how was it?
Person 1: Dry.
Person 2: ...
by ▩ December 18, 2024

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016

by Egwavy September 4, 2018

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)
A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited
by Shash_____ November 12, 2020

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.
Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man April 4, 2018

by Gaiustenedos November 22, 2011
