Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022

The Spooky Hokey Pokey

A nickname for sex. Not to be mixed up with “The Devils Tango”

“Charlie is doing The Spooky Hokey Pokey with Lukas”
“But Charlie isn't gay?”
“He’s experimenting”

by Ieatfurries69 December 7, 2022

That Pokey'

Another term for marijuana

Yoi, I'm smoking that pokey'!

by vvegapunkk December 14, 2022

Pokey

To be slow, to take your time doing something, no rush

Mikey is very pokey in the mornings, he likes to take his time drinking coffee and making breakfast before leaving for work.

by AnnWaffles October 16, 2019

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

Pokey

Pokey is a slang word associated with business

Serious pokey only!

by M764 September 27, 2021

Pokey fingers

When you roll a joint and use your fingers instead of a grinder to roll a zoot

Yo pokey fingers , where’s the grinder?

by Big joint 2 August 23, 2021