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Pokey

Mikey is very pokey in the mornings, he likes to take his time drinking coffee and making breakfast before leaving for work.
by AnnWaffles October 16, 2019
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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
by Ben Fender September 8, 2019
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Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.
Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!
by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020
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Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank
by KingArther November 21, 2017
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The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.
"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"
by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016
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Pokey

He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.
by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017
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Pokey

Meaning a hoe got a fat booty and it pokes out.
“Yo u seen Amber she got that pokey her shit fat”-Erie

For real bro she mad pokey”-Jordan
by Egwavy September 4, 2018
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